Pizzamaker Prints

"Nice of the pope to make a speech in praise of us pizzamakers..."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Menu Dating

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Children playing games

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Stupid Microwave

Pizza time.

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Sisyphus Pizza

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Corporate Cafeteria. I don't care how many toppings you pizza has --- eating it is not multitasking!

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort