Pizza Party Animal Pillows

'Plates? Dude, are you turning metrosexual on me ?'

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Bubbly

Early photobombing

Join me in a Martini?

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Menu Dating

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Beers

Balancing two espresso martinis

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Wolf Karaoke

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Margarita

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Karataoke

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Santa does a keg stand.

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"