Pizza Mafia Wannabe Gifts

Wasn't easy being the big boss. There was always someone trying to muscle in on your surf and turf.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Menu Dating

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

The Velvet Mesquite

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Stupid Microwave

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'You folks order the extra-large?'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"Rolling pizza cutter."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Pizza Rescue.

The art of pizza

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Luigi's Pizzarear

'That's Amore`!'-A pizza and the cook who made it

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

"Dinner will be ready soon, I hear the pizza truck rounding the corner."

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

Violinist plays stringy cheese

'A medium pizza, please...with anchovies on just one side!'