Piste Enthusiasts Pillows

'Ski Boots, One Size, Fits None.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Skiing

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Recalculating

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Cold Beers and Skiers

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

Notre Dame Phoenix

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Another successful year!"

Climbing with a mountain goat.

Skiing

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

Weltanschauung (worldview).

Danger Signs.

"Now, that's what I call a speed bump."

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.