Piste Enthusiasts Mugs

'Ski Boots, One Size, Fits None.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Skiing

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Recalculating

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Cold Beers and Skiers

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

Notre Dame Phoenix

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

"Another successful year!"

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Climbing with a mountain goat.

Skiing

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

Danger Signs.

Weltanschauung (worldview).

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."