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'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Lighting a Pipe

Smoker

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

Man in a stripy top makes smoke stripes.

J. R. R. Tolkien

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Lazy plumber.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Making it look easy.

Musical Pipe

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Alpine Pipe

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

Pipe dreams!

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

Pipe Down

"I say!"

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

The two friends

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

Sherlock Holmes.

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

"It's for you."

Time Smoking a Picture.

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

Pipe Dream

Compton MacKenzie.