Pipefitter T-Shirts

Welcome Plumbers! - Annual Convention.

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

J. R. R. Tolkien

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Lazy plumber.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Making it look easy.

Musical Pipe

Organ Player

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Alpine Pipe

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Pipe dreams!

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Pipe Down

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

"I say!"

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Lighting a Pipe

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

The two friends

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

The Source of the Thames...

Sherlock Holmes.

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"