Pipe Cleaner Mugs

Drain cleaning

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

J. R. R. Tolkien

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I don't do windows."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Bathroom Fairy

"Not guilty?"

The household cavalry

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

TV and cleaner

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

Dust Bunny

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

In the art gallery

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe