Pioneer Spirit Shenanigan Seeker Gifts

1876: The Wild West

Unguided imagery

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Off to see the world

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Women of the Wilderness

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"Your husband says BOO!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Rainbow/Horizon

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Spring Chicken"

Souvenirs

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Lost Property - Missing Head

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Pioneers of the ancient west

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Elevator/Open Range

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.