Pioneer Spirit Gifts

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'

Women of the Wilderness

"First, let's get to California. Then we can start thinking about a visit to Europe."

Pioneers of the ancient west

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

Early American Think Tank.

'...But I can't figure out how to get the darn things to stick to my feet!'

'It's a very hot item, right now.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"It's an independent reverse gear."

Brigham Young

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Riding School Chaos

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Walkers

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."