Pioneer Of Discoveries Gifts

"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Wheel.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

Only in the newspapers.

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

Life Discovered on Mars

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

From left to right: The man who discovered fire, the man who invented the wheel, and the man who became their agent.

Chasing the one big idea

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Steve Jobs

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

Wagon

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

"Watch for innovation."

Spaceman

I've just invented the bar.

Caveman accidentally invents golf.

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Rocket

'Stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a state of mind that can be treated with pharmaceuticals.'