Pillow Survivors Club Gifts

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Pillows in love.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

Relaxing on a sofa

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"I know you love me, I just wish you would take longer showing it."

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'