Pill Swallower Pillows

'What are you looking at?' - 'Nothing, I'm trying to swallow my pills.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'Time for your pills.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Medication for the elderly

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

Medical Supplies

Side Effects

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

Wrong pills

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

'It's short cut pastry - I'm allergic to cold steel.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"I hope you're not one of those kids who have trouble swallowing pills."

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'

'Occupation?'

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"

"I think they call it a miracle drug because it'll be a miracle if I can get the cap off."

"You'll enjoy the way these interact with over-the-counter medication."

"The tiny one treats the symptoms. The big one treats the side effects."

Pharmacist to lady: 'I'm juggling your prescriptions as we speak.'

"Swallow two band aids and call me in the morning."