Pill Popper Jokester Pillows

"These pills are larger, so if you drop one you can easily find it. You may want to take these with some water."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

I think he's joking. "Placebo" can't be a real medical science term. It sounds like a funny name for a clown.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"These are for your heart and kidneys – the others are for the rest of your organs so they don't feel left out."

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"You folks in R&D really did make a miracle drug. I've never taken it, but I feel better already!"

Dentists who do appendectomies.

"No matter who I vote for, Tia Carmen always votes for the other guy. That means my candidate gets two votes!"

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'How can you tell?'

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

'Oh, that...sure I'd like to take a fling at that and then quit'

'Take two of these after I leave the room.'

"Take two pills every four hours. Or, take four pills every two hours and get better even faster." What he thought he heard.

"Have you seen my sticks?"

'Wish I had taken the HIGH road!'

"I thought we said no presents!"

Don't feed the bears vegetables.

Artist

"It doesn't really matter if I take a wrong pill - I probably have something that needs it anyway!"

'When I think of all the homework my dog ate, I can hardly believe that I'm sitting at this desk.'

Ca you find Pompeo on a map?

"I'd like to meet Rocketman at the DMZ and dance Gangnam style."

'I'm going to prescribe something that works like aspirin but costs much, much more.'

"...I'd say your health was way below the poverty line!"

'Could I get this in an 'easy to swallow' coating?'