Pill Pacifist Gifts

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'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Give quiche a chance!

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

If cartoonists fought wars.

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

Give Sleep a Chance

"Hey guys, I don't want to worry you, but..."

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

A hippie saying "Peace"

This prescription doesn't have side efets. It's more like straight to the top and straight to the bottom.

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

No WAR!

The less evolved forms of man are ashamed to be associated with a soldier.

Animals watching peaceful dove on TV, humans watching explosions and violence.

A baby puts the fuse of a bomb out with its bottle.

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

No way am I taking a spinach and broccoli pill.

R Prescriptions

Ban the bomb

'Stop the needless violence... Or else!'

Within the System

"And how can I help you Mr. Stephens?"

"I have these pills to relieve hayfever but the side effects are watery eyes, a runny nose and sneezing."

Anti-war cartoon

'Your test all came back negative, but we have a pill for that.'

Sleeping Pills: May cause drowsiness...

War kills.

Passive Resistance Comics

"Viagra looks way too much like Aleve!"

Stop the war.

No more people.