Pilates Prankster Gifts

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Advanced pilates.

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Timpani for the devil

Bahrain F1

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Skiers

'No fair cheating, Mr. Carpenter.'

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

Parachute Landing in Field

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

"Nigel's boss told him to get in the conference photos at all costs"

Oh Bugger !

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Take it easy on the stretching exercises!

I asked Lance if he's into Pilates. He said yes, which I found surprising but encouraging. Then he went on to say that he liked his Pilates with butter, parsley and sour cream, and I realized that he was confusing Pilates with pierogies.

101 uses for a dead cat: ski roof racks.

'Do not even think about it, Ron!'

"We're going down to the skate park to annoy the kids, are you in?"

"Very lean, fresh from a pilates class."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

Runner about to be tripped in Shenanigan Race.

'HEY,nobody said anything about MOONwalking the Plank!!'

'Talk about budget cuts...mine's made of chocolate!'