Pilates Prankster T-Shirts

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

Advanced pilates.

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Bahrain F1

Timpani for the devil

Skiers

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

'No fair cheating, Mr. Carpenter.'

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

Parachute Landing in Field

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

"Nigel's boss told him to get in the conference photos at all costs"

Oh Bugger !

Take it easy on the stretching exercises!

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

101 uses for a dead cat: ski roof racks.

'Do not even think about it, Ron!'

"We're going down to the skate park to annoy the kids, are you in?"

"Very lean, fresh from a pilates class."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'HEY,nobody said anything about MOONwalking the Plank!!'

'Talk about budget cuts...mine's made of chocolate!'

Man denies seeing two men when he is asked.