Piggy Pal Pillows

When a pig blocks a sneeze.

'Why don't you try to think outside of the trough once in a while?'

Licensed Therapist

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Pet a Puppy

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"A little help, please."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'I found him on the internet.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Fur Baby

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

"Wow, what a DILF."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.