Piggy Pal Gifts

When a pig blocks a sneeze.

'Why don't you try to think outside of the trough once in a while?'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

A man and his dog

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Pet a Puppy

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"A little help, please."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I found him on the internet.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

Fur Baby

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'