Piggy Giggler T-Shirts

''Bad pig!' 'Is that even possible?''

The Busy Gardener

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Garden variety allergies."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Beginning Yarder.

Yard Sale

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'It was this big. I swear'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

Balding gnomes

2pm meet your Creator

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'Where are you going?'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'