Pigeon Friend T-Shirts

'Actually, I took up smoking just so I could get another work break.'

'It won't do you any good, I just don't have any more peanuts.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Super Dog'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'They're dog roses!'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

PET THEORIES

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Pet Entertainers

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'I wish I was creative'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"What's all this?"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."