Pigeon Pal T-Shirts

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

'You've been eating crisps in bed again, haven't you?'

Stories about crumbs

"You're right, these are good!"

Feathered frenzy

'They say it's a bad sign when the pigeons are coughing.'

'Eating biscuits in the office again?'

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."

Feeding the pigeons

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Pet a Puppy

"A little help, please."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'