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It takes very little effort and they really appreciate it when I add some sprinkles!

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

'Ahhh...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Dog on man's stair lift

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"She's a miniature."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Dedication to excellence....

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'They sure have small litters.'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"I speak Latin, you know."

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Dog Food

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Happy Hog - Manet

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Where did the little bird go?'

Pig's Human Bank