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Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Grimm's Reality Tales.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

Woman on a Pedestal. . . Who Married the Mothers Boy.

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

"You need to paint more. Remember, time is Monet ... "

'Uh oh. Cougar alert.'

'Don't tap on the glass, Kenny... it traumatizes them!'

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

'Stop complaining about the dust. You knew I was a Pixie when you married me.'

"Which space station is it that's not functioning properly?"

Laughing Space Creature.

"Quoth."

'According to this book(The pied piper), the only thing you have to do is to play the pipe: The rats should then follow you...'

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

Pixie

"Swimming pools....Ha!...I'm telling you these are 'Signs', Melvin, 'Signs'."

'I want a good, clean fight. And if I don't see you after this round, hard luck.'

"For the last time, it's not stocks, it's a pillory."