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Grimm's Reality Tales.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

"Madonna's out early this morning."

Woman on a Pedestal. . . Who Married the Mothers Boy.

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

'Not the Adam Ant!'

'Uh oh. Cougar alert.'

"You need to paint more. Remember, time is Monet ... "

"Which space station is it that's not functioning properly?"

Laughing Space Creature.

'Don't tap on the glass, Kenny... it traumatizes them!'

'Stop complaining about the dust. You knew I was a Pixie when you married me.'

"Quoth."

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

'According to this book(The pied piper), the only thing you have to do is to play the pipe: The rats should then follow you...'

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

Pixie

'Evermore.'

Art Auction. A previous expert said it's real, but the appraiser here siad my impressionist painting is a fake. Your Monet is no good here.

"Swimming pools....Ha!...I'm telling you these are 'Signs', Melvin, 'Signs'."

'I want a good, clean fight. And if I don't see you after this round, hard luck.'