Pie Jester Pillows

How to mince a pie 1. Get hold of a pie 2. Mince that pie 3. Serve to your guests

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Give quiche a chance!

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Husband bakes a pie

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'He's all eyes!'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Secret Family Recipes

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

Pie

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

'Yeah, these work great...give me five dozen!'

"Since I know you got your book report off the internet, and you know I got my math lesson off the internet, I guess we're even."

'I'll have the custard pie please.'

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'