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"You know, you could have just said that you wanted that last piece of pie, dear!"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Husband bakes a pie

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I might just get a pie."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'