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Rotting Jack-o'-Lantern Pie.

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Non-Humble Pie.

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"I might just get a pie."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"Pie chart"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

"Ready...."

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

Man juggling apple core.

"Touch that and you're a dead man."