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Granny with balanced pie chart

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Hot Pie Therapy

Why Cows Leave Home

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Jackson Pollock as a child

"Cut down on the custard pies."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Heaven

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Propping up a profits chart.

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'I forgot the question.'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

Pie chart of pub conversations

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie