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Granny with balanced pie chart

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Why Cows Leave Home

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Non-Humble Pie.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Jackson Pollock as a child

"Cut down on the custard pies."

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Heaven

Propping up a profits chart.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

'I forgot the question.'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Pie chart of pub conversations

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie