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What the Doctor Ordered

Why Cows Leave Home

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Brickie's Mate

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"Cut down on the custard pies."

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

"I like to stay on top of things."

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

Beer

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

"Hey, Venn - back off! I'm a pie chart."

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

Holiday Venn Diagram

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

'The fellow must have a pace maker because he collapsed when I fired the garage door opener at him.'

'Cloudy beer! Global warming!'

Dodgy Meat Pie

'I think we could understand this better if it were a pie chart.'

"...I hate mainstream music."

'I wish I had a dime for every prey that's escaped, then I could afford to eat out once in awhile.'

The farmers piece of the pie chart.

"I think we retire too many numbers."