Picture-perfect Planner Pillows

"So did you folks have a nice vacation?"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

School Trip To The Beach

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

'Oh yes, the market may fall, but trust me, we always land on our feet.'

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

'What do you say we put next Saturday on our calendars?'

Boy giving mistletoe to friend

Acme Crazy Straws