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"So did you folks have a nice vacation?"

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

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"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

'Oh yes, the market may fall, but trust me, we always land on our feet.'

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

O Christmas Tree...

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