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"Can't I give him my broccoli? He likes carrots."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"Please don't kill me."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

Me, Alice and God

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

School Trip To The Beach

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

'Dear, some friends dropped by for potluck.'

O'Leary's Monuments

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Chess Chef

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single bank loan."