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"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Do you come here often?'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

He's Tasty!

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"There's something different about you."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

'Do you have to shoot me with that. Can't you give me a couple of great pickup lines instead?'

Talk to me baby, I'm all ears.

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

Paradise Singles Bar.

'You know, Miss, if you ever want to have an out-of-body, experience, I'll be glad to keep an eye on it for you!'