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"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Do you come here often?'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"There's something different about you."

He's Tasty!

Steve needed to work on his approach.

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

Talk to me baby, I'm all ears.

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

Do you come here often? May I buy you a brief?

Paradise Singles Bar.

Why parallel lines never meet.

'I have a better idea. Let's go to my place.'