Piñata Patriots Mugs

Piñata attack

Cow Pinatas

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Big Bang Theory.

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Garbage Piñata

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"Don't go in there!!"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

How Piñatas Are Born

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Pinata Zombies

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Pin-atas

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

A Real Pinata Surprise

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Hit Me

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

'Candy? No, those are filled with sour grapes, shriveled bits of dreams and I.O.U.s.'

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster

"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."