Piñata Buster Mugs

Proctologists' Office Party Games

Cow Pinatas

Big Bang Theory.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Garbage Piñata

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"Don't go in there!!"

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

Vegetarian Birthdays.

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Whale Piñata.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Pinata Zombies

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

How Piñatas Are Born

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Covid pinata

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

Pin-atas

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

Hit Me

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster

'Candy? No, those are filled with sour grapes, shriveled bits of dreams and I.O.U.s.'

"I have a really bad habit of beating myself up...and my addition to sweets is not helping matters."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."