Physics T-Shirts

'I forgot the question.'

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

Astrophysics made simple.

"About your cat, Mr. Schrödinger - I have good news and bad news."

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

Professor Herman paused when he heard that unmistakable thud - another brain had imploded.

Complexity Made Simple.

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

Before the linear accelerator.

Chaos Theory Conference.

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

"I'm warning you, Perkins, your flagrant disregard for the laws of physics will not be tolerated!"

Entropy Seminar.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

Newton - today: 'Help my research! Buy an apple 50 cents.'

Quantum Mechanics.

Dept of Entropy.

Entropy.

'A study of inertia - a physics student at rest'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'The Big Bang theory of creation.'

Einstein Ponders the Mysteries of Space and Time

'I was reviewing your school's expanded course offerings. 'The Poetry of Quantum Mechanics in the Age of Professional Wrestling' seems a bit contrived.'

"Or research has proved that the chicken came not just before the egg, but before anything else in the known universe."

'Remember, Stevens, things are rarely what they appear to be.'

Just before The Big Bang

'May I present Sir Isaac Newton. He claims to have discovered something big.'

'Yes, the universe is certainly infinite.' 'No - it probably finite.'

"I've just discovered the universe is built from trillions and trillions of lego blocks!"

While trying to figure out if insurance would cover her medical bills, Flo's mind wandered to simpler topics like quantum physics.