Physics Pillows

'I forgot the question.'

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

Astrophysics made simple.

"About your cat, Mr. Schrödinger - I have good news and bad news."

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

Professor Herman paused when he heard that unmistakable thud - another brain had imploded.

Complexity Made Simple.

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

Before the linear accelerator.

Chaos Theory Conference.

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

'E=ma2. E=mb2...'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

"I'm warning you, Perkins, your flagrant disregard for the laws of physics will not be tolerated!"

Entropy Seminar.

Quantum Mechanics.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Newton - today: 'Help my research! Buy an apple 50 cents.'

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

Dept of Entropy.

Entropy.

'Well, so much for that theory!'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'A study of inertia - a physics student at rest'

'The Big Bang theory of creation.'

'May I present Sir Isaac Newton. He claims to have discovered something big.'

"Or research has proved that the chicken came not just before the egg, but before anything else in the known universe."

While trying to figure out if insurance would cover her medical bills, Flo's mind wandered to simpler topics like quantum physics.

'I was reviewing your school's expanded course offerings. 'The Poetry of Quantum Mechanics in the Age of Professional Wrestling' seems a bit contrived.'

'Yes, the universe is certainly infinite.' 'No - it probably finite.'

Einstein Ponders the Mysteries of Space and Time