Physics Major Pillows

"...and almost all of it is dark matter."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Big Bang Theory.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Albert Einstein

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'But I digress...'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Intelligent people laugh too!

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

The Style of Elements

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Raptures

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'