Physical Fitness Clown Pillows

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Runner going through hurdles.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Computer neck.

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

'It's good that you're taking vitamins... but you need to stop BUTTERING them.'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Box.

Sit and Deliver

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

"I'm beached body ready."

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

'I told you Ko-ko that you don't have to even think of retirement - the phone stopped ringing for you years ago!'

"How's your exercise class going?"

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

"Looks like we've got a downer up here in human resources."

'You seem to be coming along well, Harlen.'

"Just shoot me if I ever take up power walking."

Walk to School Machine

'Harold always finds a way to do things lying down.'

"I think I’ve mastered the “sitting in front of the TV” pose."