Physical Fitness Clown Prints

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Runner going through hurdles.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

Computer neck.

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'It's good that you're taking vitamins... but you need to stop BUTTERING them.'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Box.

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

Sit and Deliver

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

"I'm beached body ready."

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

'I told you Ko-ko that you don't have to even think of retirement - the phone stopped ringing for you years ago!'

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"How's your exercise class going?"

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

"You say you don't own a weapon...so what's with all this ammo in your closet?"

"Looks like we've got a downer up here in human resources."

'You seem to be coming along well, Harlen.'

"Just shoot me if I ever take up power walking."

Walk to School Machine

"I think I’ve mastered the “sitting in front of the TV” pose."