Physical Challenge Fan Gifts

Can't Touch This

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Running

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Free Radicals.

Entropy.

'I win!'

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Newton Discovers Gravity

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Science And Society 1923

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Jules Henri Poincare

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Updated History: Sir Isaac Newton. A body at rest tends to remain at rest ... unless an apple falls on its head. Of course, this is just a first draft.