Physical Activity T-Shirts

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

Can't Touch This

I'm a figment of Tony's imagination - You a figment of Sam's? Want to go outside and actually do something?

Our coaches are from top college teams. Questions. Why aren't you in training? Sports Camp. Rotator cuff injury. Concussion. Back surgery. Counselor. Ok, campers. Let's show them what you've got! Excellent health insurance card representation!

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

Leaping

"I realize it's too cold to go for a walk, but I think you should so some activity during the winter months."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Playing Fetch.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"No no, I said sit!!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'My feet are killing me.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

You Are Here

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"