Physical Activity Mugs

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

Can't Touch This

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

Leaping

"I realize it's too cold to go for a walk, but I think you should so some activity during the winter months."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Holiday time.