Phraseologist Mugs

'I rob Peter to pay Paul -- What do you do for a living?'

'What a pig.' - 'I heard that.'

Mother and frightened daughter

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Lessons in Prehistory.

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Ironing Punctuation

Woman on the phone.

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'Do it write the first time.'

Dog phrenology

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

William Pitt the Elder