'I rob Peter to pay Paul -- What do you do for a living?'
Phraseologist Prints
Decorate their favorite space with an art print that highlights the beauty of language and clever phrases. A stylish way to celebrate their passion for words.
'What a pig.' - 'I heard that.'
Mother and frightened daughter
Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?
'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Inclusive speech
What's normal?
Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary
Lessons in Prehistory.
"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"
"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"
Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."
"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."
"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"
"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."
"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."
'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'
Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.
"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."
Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!
Woman on the phone.
Ironing Punctuation
Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.
'Do it write the first time.'
Dog phrenology
'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'
A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.
Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!
His last words were, "Stop correcting my grammar!" Here Lays Fred P. Smink.
Business coach hiding in speach desk.
"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"
'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'
Phraseologist Prints Collection
Phraseologist Mugs
Explore our range of phraseology-inspired mugs and find the perfect conversational piece for your word-loving friend.
Phraseologist Pillows
Wrap up your loved one in comfort with our clever phrase pillows—great for relaxing while celebrating their love of words.
Phraseologist T-Shirts
Discover witty and creative phraseology t-shirts that are sure to make any language enthusiast smile.