Photography Rebel Pillows

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Lockdown casserole

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Rock and Roll

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Man burning his tie.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'More hair than brains.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Gallery Pranks

"I'm unable to process this image."

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."