Photography Rebel Mugs

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Lockdown casserole

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Man burning his tie.

'More hair than brains.'

Punkins

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Gallery Pranks

"I'm unable to process this image."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'