Photo Snapping Pro Gifts

'He's entering wildlife photographer of the year.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Cat Reunion

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Vacation Bus Photo

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

"Something photogenic for each of us."

The Press

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

'Wow ... Mother Nature is almost as good as Instagram.'

Bashful Royal Guard

"Not yet, wait until he faints."

M.D. We call it "MySpace Wrist." Stop taking pictures of yourself.

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Soccer party

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

Your Eyesore Here.

Tourist Bus

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

#Elfies

"It's a smart watch."

'When I pounce, get a photo.'

'This camera can't take panoramas.'

Let's put selfies on Facebook to commemorate our date! Sorry, but Facebook strictly prohibits posting images of a crime.

"Scoot in a little closer, Larry! . . . Closer! That's it!"