Phone Technology Aficionado Pillows

Oh, Rudy, toodaloo. What? I'm placing a call with my new iPhone. Looky, it's ringing. Now someone's answering

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Digital Fomo!

'Man, times have changed.'

Terry had a computer bug.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Technology and Love

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

The Final Selfie

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

United Church of OMG

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Thermidor Dali

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'